22-23 Offseason Questionnaire
22-23 Offseason Questionnaire

Celtics ah the balls
22-23 Offseason Questionnaire
1. Draft thoughts? Sleepers, busts, your draft, other drafts, whatever.
Got boned in the lotto and with the two not Wemby guys I wanted getting taken before my pick.
2. How do you feel about your offseason, and what are your goals for this coming season?
Looking for some big growth from Jalen Suggs after his SC. Glad I got Blake and need to still be tanking, but I also want to always try to win a Ship, especially at the end of LeBron's career.
3. Thoughts on TC?
Everyone got worse and still waiting to see how Jalen Suggs' SC hits in the first couple sims.
4. Who wins each division and why?
Atlantic: Bullets. Really like the roster Wes has put together and think he can def contend for it all this season.
Central: Bulls. Looking to still be a force with the re-signing of Luka and adding Otto.
Midwest: Mavs. The addition of Kristaps moves them up to top contender in the division.
Pacific: Suns. Retained Rui and still a dominant roster.
5. Trade market has kinda screeched to a halt after a lot of moves this season. Recommend a trade for two teams outside your division.
6. What team will have the biggest wins delta from last year to this one (positive or negative)? Why?
Grizz due to all of the moves made more for the tank.
7. Excluding NBA players, if you were creating a player(s) for the 24 draft how would they look (list name, age, height, weight, ratings)? Can be anything from 2024 - a pop culture figure, a character from a movie released that year, a player drafted in a different sport, your dad, whoever.
8. What GM have you not heard from in a while that you want to hear on a pod? What topic/decision would you want to hear them discuss or question would you ask them? (extra credit: get them to join a pod this season)
9. Thoughts on your real life sports team(s).
LETS GO BIRDSSSSS!!! Huge dominant SB win to sit little bitch boy Mahomes TF down. Real life Sixers suck tho and Yanks are looking pretty nice in the pre-season.
10. Movies, TV, books, games, whatever recommendations.
Finished re-watching Psych and it def holds up as one of my favorite and the funniest Cop/Detective shows. Been watching new White Lotus and this new show Paradise on Hulu. pretty fire.
Got boned in the lotto and with the two not Wemby guys I wanted getting taken before my pick.
2. How do you feel about your offseason, and what are your goals for this coming season?
Looking for some big growth from Jalen Suggs after his SC. Glad I got Blake and need to still be tanking, but I also want to always try to win a Ship, especially at the end of LeBron's career.
3. Thoughts on TC?
Everyone got worse and still waiting to see how Jalen Suggs' SC hits in the first couple sims.
4. Who wins each division and why?
Atlantic: Bullets. Really like the roster Wes has put together and think he can def contend for it all this season.
Central: Bulls. Looking to still be a force with the re-signing of Luka and adding Otto.
Midwest: Mavs. The addition of Kristaps moves them up to top contender in the division.
Pacific: Suns. Retained Rui and still a dominant roster.
5. Trade market has kinda screeched to a halt after a lot of moves this season. Recommend a trade for two teams outside your division.
6. What team will have the biggest wins delta from last year to this one (positive or negative)? Why?
Grizz due to all of the moves made more for the tank.
7. Excluding NBA players, if you were creating a player(s) for the 24 draft how would they look (list name, age, height, weight, ratings)? Can be anything from 2024 - a pop culture figure, a character from a movie released that year, a player drafted in a different sport, your dad, whoever.
8. What GM have you not heard from in a while that you want to hear on a pod? What topic/decision would you want to hear them discuss or question would you ask them? (extra credit: get them to join a pod this season)
9. Thoughts on your real life sports team(s).
LETS GO BIRDSSSSS!!! Huge dominant SB win to sit little bitch boy Mahomes TF down. Real life Sixers suck tho and Yanks are looking pretty nice in the pre-season.
10. Movies, TV, books, games, whatever recommendations.
Finished re-watching Psych and it def holds up as one of my favorite and the funniest Cop/Detective shows. Been watching new White Lotus and this new show Paradise on Hulu. pretty fire.
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22-23 Offseason Questionnaire
I want Jalen Green to pop strictly because his real life nickname is now "The ad hominem fallacy"Nav wrote: March 4th, 2025, 3:53 pm 2022-23 Offseason Questionnaire
1. Draft thoughts? Sleepers, busts, your draft, other drafts, whatever.
Didn't really pay close attention to this one. Can't wait to see Wemby boxes. Took late first round fliers on Walsh and Council. Go Hogs!
2. How do you feel about your offseason, and what are your goals for this coming season?
Pretty uneventful offseason. Retained Gafford and added Whiteside to flesh out our big depth. Signed Beasley to an LLE - hoping he can be a fine end of rotation type. Doesn't look like he's been camped yet, so that could be an interesting opportunity.
3. Thoughts on TC?
Hoping Kessler can be a top-end big butt sooner than later. Averaged 2.6 blocks and 11.6 reb per 36 as a rookie (and he's getting the rest of his blocks and def reb camped out this RC), so hoping he'll be close after this TC.
Jalen Green showed promising flashes this past season, and his TO/36 went down meaningfully (vs. his rookie year) when he wasn't playing backup PG. Hoping he'll be a starting caliber SG after this TC.
Otherwise, it would be cool if Tyus can get to A+ Outside (seems like he's on the border as is) and Turner can get to A Inside / A Def / B- Reb.
4. Who wins each division and why?
Atlantic: Knicks. Think we would have won 55+ games and the division last season if our three best players hadn't missed 80 games combined. Plus, our entire rotation (Biyombo aside) is 27 and younger, so we should hopefully improve in TC.
Central: Bulls. They nearly won 70 games last year and Luka / J-Dub are only getting better.
Midwest: Nuggets. Tough to lose Goga but the rest of the team is still awesome.
Pacific: Suns. Huge that they got Rui back. Hilarious that they have a guy named Alex Fudge.
5. Trade market has kinda screeched to a halt after a lot of moves this season. Recommend a trade for two teams outside your division.
Trae Young + Jalen Duren for DAL 27-29 FRPs + filler
6. What team will have the biggest wins delta from last year to this one (positive or negative)? Why?
Grizz - they've already begun the rebuild
7. Excluding NBA players, if you were creating a player(s) for the 24 draft how would they look (list name, age, height, weight, ratings)? Can be anything from 2024 - a pop culture figure, a character from a movie released that year, a player drafted in a different sport, your dad, whoever.
Matt Hanessian SF 6'5'' 215 31 B- B+ C+ A- B F
F Potential because he's a 31 year old rookie
8. What GM have you not heard from in a while that you want to hear on a pod? What topic/decision would you want to hear them discuss or question would you ask them? (extra credit: get them to join a pod this season)
Jack. Would love to hear him talk about his team / get his takes on the league and would be a refreshing new voice
9. Thoughts on your real life sports team(s).
I'm upset that the Giants are going after Rodgers
The Knicks can't get stops but hopefully Mitch can stay healthy enough for a deep playoff run
10. Movies, TV, books, games, whatever recommendations.
Maybe not the greatest show ever but White Lotus has been entertaining
Promos:
Just the Tip-Off Opening Night- 10/31
Raw Dog with Gradey - Half Off Hot Dogs - 11/7
Go Balls Deep - Mini Basektball Giveaway- 12/24
No Pull Out Night - Gradey Plays 48 Minutes - 1/19
Wet Dick Night - Free Pepsi- 2/14
Load Management 3/4
Just the Tip-Off Opening Night- 10/31
Raw Dog with Gradey - Half Off Hot Dogs - 11/7
Go Balls Deep - Mini Basektball Giveaway- 12/24
No Pull Out Night - Gradey Plays 48 Minutes - 1/19
Wet Dick Night - Free Pepsi- 2/14
Load Management 3/4
22-23 Offseason Questionnaire
2022-23 Offseason Questionnaire
1. Draft thoughts? Sleepers, busts, your draft, other drafts, whatever.
I think i got a steal for Whitmore. When you can land 800 RP and a 2029 2RP you have to pull the trigger. Gradey DICK could be fun we shall see.
2. How do you feel about your offseason, and what are your goals for this coming season?
So far pretty bummed. Think I've talked to the entire league about landing a marquee player but so many people seem to be sitting on their hands with the team so hopefully that changes after a sim or two.
3. Thoughts on TC?
Massive TC in Miami. Need big jumps from Sengun, Wiseman, Hayes, Braun. Lot of RP invested in the Sengun supercamp.
4. Who wins each division and why?
Atlantic: Bullets - Wes returns a lot and Ant about to take another step
Central: kind of have to take the Bulls as long as Luke and Otto are there. Obviously some stuff moved around but too impressive last year to bet against them from my end
Midwest: Nugz - Kip finds a way after Jesse's poaching
Pacific: Kingz - Jesse surprises. If he had Cam Whitmore it would be a lock but I still like his odds and Goga is legit
5. Trade market has kinda screeched to a halt after a lot of moves this season. Recommend a trade for two teams outside your division.
Clippers trade for a front court piece; J Woo makes *any trade* from his fake block
6. What team will have the biggest wins delta from last year to this one (positive or negative)? Why?
Josh – because as he quoted “I will be bad this year”
7. Excluding NBA players, if you were creating a player(s) for the 24 draft how would they look (list name, age, height, weight, ratings)? Can be anything from 2024 - a pop culture figure, a character from a movie released that year, a player drafted in a different sport, your dad, whoever.
ZW
22
6’10” / 220
B / B / C+ / B / C+ / A
@ashes this would be impeccable https://cbubucs.com/sports/mens-basketb ... arner/1072
8. What GM have you not heard from in a while that you want to hear on a pod? What topic/decision would you want to hear them discuss or question would you ask them? (extra credit: get them to join a pod this season)
Need the heimer content train to get rolling again
9. Thoughts on your real life sports team(s).
Mizzou hoops … eyeball emoji. Very intriguing. Will for sure crush me in a couple weeks. Blast of a team to watch though if you like college hoops. If the Blues can sneak into the 8 seed it would be fun b/c Binnington gives them a chance with anything. If Arteta manages to make the UCL semis with no strikers, I’ll build the statue now.
10. Movies, TV, books, games, whatever recommendations.
Just crushed Paradise. Really good. American Primeval also v solid.
Bonus: add a pic/gif of how you feel about your season
1. Draft thoughts? Sleepers, busts, your draft, other drafts, whatever.
I think i got a steal for Whitmore. When you can land 800 RP and a 2029 2RP you have to pull the trigger. Gradey DICK could be fun we shall see.
2. How do you feel about your offseason, and what are your goals for this coming season?
So far pretty bummed. Think I've talked to the entire league about landing a marquee player but so many people seem to be sitting on their hands with the team so hopefully that changes after a sim or two.
3. Thoughts on TC?
Massive TC in Miami. Need big jumps from Sengun, Wiseman, Hayes, Braun. Lot of RP invested in the Sengun supercamp.
4. Who wins each division and why?
Atlantic: Bullets - Wes returns a lot and Ant about to take another step
Central: kind of have to take the Bulls as long as Luke and Otto are there. Obviously some stuff moved around but too impressive last year to bet against them from my end
Midwest: Nugz - Kip finds a way after Jesse's poaching
Pacific: Kingz - Jesse surprises. If he had Cam Whitmore it would be a lock but I still like his odds and Goga is legit
5. Trade market has kinda screeched to a halt after a lot of moves this season. Recommend a trade for two teams outside your division.
Clippers trade for a front court piece; J Woo makes *any trade* from his fake block
6. What team will have the biggest wins delta from last year to this one (positive or negative)? Why?
Josh – because as he quoted “I will be bad this year”
7. Excluding NBA players, if you were creating a player(s) for the 24 draft how would they look (list name, age, height, weight, ratings)? Can be anything from 2024 - a pop culture figure, a character from a movie released that year, a player drafted in a different sport, your dad, whoever.
ZW
22
6’10” / 220
B / B / C+ / B / C+ / A
@ashes this would be impeccable https://cbubucs.com/sports/mens-basketb ... arner/1072
8. What GM have you not heard from in a while that you want to hear on a pod? What topic/decision would you want to hear them discuss or question would you ask them? (extra credit: get them to join a pod this season)
Need the heimer content train to get rolling again
9. Thoughts on your real life sports team(s).
Mizzou hoops … eyeball emoji. Very intriguing. Will for sure crush me in a couple weeks. Blast of a team to watch though if you like college hoops. If the Blues can sneak into the 8 seed it would be fun b/c Binnington gives them a chance with anything. If Arteta manages to make the UCL semis with no strikers, I’ll build the statue now.
10. Movies, TV, books, games, whatever recommendations.
Just crushed Paradise. Really good. American Primeval also v solid.
Bonus: add a pic/gif of how you feel about your season
22-23 Offseason Questionnaire
2022-23 Offseason Questionnaire
1. Draft thoughts? Sleepers, busts, your draft, other drafts, whatever.
Didn't pay a ton of attention since I didn't have a pick. I think Wemby will be serviceable! Thought jaquez at 15 was the steal of the draft. Haven't really made my way through everyone's camps so don't check me on that.
2. How do you feel about your offseason, and what are your goals for this coming season?
Happy to have brought back Sullinger on a reasonable deal. Idk how good he is but considering I gave up a first for him like a week ago, would've been a bit pissed if he got poached.
I have no idea what my goals are. I'd like to sneak into the playoffs but don't wanna get my hopes up.
3. Thoughts on TC?
Not good. Net negative camp for my young guys. Really needed a break there. Hopefully someone in the Okongwu/Sandro/Mark Williams mix can be a serviceable starter. Hoping things under the hood got a little bit better.
4. Who wins each division and why?
Atlantic: Like the Knicks here. Should be the best team as long as they don't have the worst injury luck we've ever seen again
Central: Between the Bulls and Pacers. I think D Rose will be missed but I put this squad slightly ahead of the Pacers
Midwest: Mavs. Kyrie loves Dallas and Hoff's made some big time additions and had nice camps. Wouldn't surprise me if the Nuggets got it done, though.
Pacific: Clips. Word on the street is that a Semi-major addition is in the works.
5. Trade market has kinda screeched to a halt after a lot of moves this season. Recommend a trade for two teams outside your division.
Raptors trade Isaac Okoro to Minnesota for a 2028 First, 26, 27 Seconds, 1000 RP and filler. Jwoo probably says no.
6. What team will have the biggest wins delta from last year to this one (positive or negative)? Why?
Kings. Jesse is gonna put together a playoff squad.
7. Excluding NBA players, if you were creating a player(s) for the 24 draft how would they look (list name, age, height, weight, ratings)? Can be anything from 2024 - a pop culture figure, a character from a movie released that year, a player drafted in a different sport, your dad, whoever.
OJ Simpson, 76, 6 ft 2 in, 225 lbs, F F F F F F (he's dead)
8. What GM have you not heard from in a while that you want to hear on a pod? What topic/decision would you want to hear them discuss or question would you ask them? (extra credit: get them to join a pod this season)
Ashes. Would love to hear more draft breakdowns. Those were my favorite pods.
9. Thoughts on your real life sports team(s).
Haven't watched the bulls since pre-all star break. Probably the longest stretch of my life that I've boycotted. Just grinding tennis tape these days. Future Goat, 18 year old Brazilian Joao Fonseca is going to be a serious problem. I'm claiming him as a sports team.
10. Movies, TV, books, games, whatever recommendations.
Traitors. Severance. White Lotus. I'm so different you'll never find another girl like me.
Watched The Gorge with the chess girl and Miles Teller on Apple TV. My film snob friends say it's garbage but I'm a simple man and loved it.
Bonus: add a pic/gif of how you feel about your season
noh
1. Draft thoughts? Sleepers, busts, your draft, other drafts, whatever.
Didn't pay a ton of attention since I didn't have a pick. I think Wemby will be serviceable! Thought jaquez at 15 was the steal of the draft. Haven't really made my way through everyone's camps so don't check me on that.
2. How do you feel about your offseason, and what are your goals for this coming season?
Happy to have brought back Sullinger on a reasonable deal. Idk how good he is but considering I gave up a first for him like a week ago, would've been a bit pissed if he got poached.
I have no idea what my goals are. I'd like to sneak into the playoffs but don't wanna get my hopes up.
3. Thoughts on TC?
Not good. Net negative camp for my young guys. Really needed a break there. Hopefully someone in the Okongwu/Sandro/Mark Williams mix can be a serviceable starter. Hoping things under the hood got a little bit better.
4. Who wins each division and why?
Atlantic: Like the Knicks here. Should be the best team as long as they don't have the worst injury luck we've ever seen again
Central: Between the Bulls and Pacers. I think D Rose will be missed but I put this squad slightly ahead of the Pacers
Midwest: Mavs. Kyrie loves Dallas and Hoff's made some big time additions and had nice camps. Wouldn't surprise me if the Nuggets got it done, though.
Pacific: Clips. Word on the street is that a Semi-major addition is in the works.
5. Trade market has kinda screeched to a halt after a lot of moves this season. Recommend a trade for two teams outside your division.
Raptors trade Isaac Okoro to Minnesota for a 2028 First, 26, 27 Seconds, 1000 RP and filler. Jwoo probably says no.
6. What team will have the biggest wins delta from last year to this one (positive or negative)? Why?
Kings. Jesse is gonna put together a playoff squad.
7. Excluding NBA players, if you were creating a player(s) for the 24 draft how would they look (list name, age, height, weight, ratings)? Can be anything from 2024 - a pop culture figure, a character from a movie released that year, a player drafted in a different sport, your dad, whoever.
OJ Simpson, 76, 6 ft 2 in, 225 lbs, F F F F F F (he's dead)
8. What GM have you not heard from in a while that you want to hear on a pod? What topic/decision would you want to hear them discuss or question would you ask them? (extra credit: get them to join a pod this season)
Ashes. Would love to hear more draft breakdowns. Those were my favorite pods.
9. Thoughts on your real life sports team(s).
Haven't watched the bulls since pre-all star break. Probably the longest stretch of my life that I've boycotted. Just grinding tennis tape these days. Future Goat, 18 year old Brazilian Joao Fonseca is going to be a serious problem. I'm claiming him as a sports team.
10. Movies, TV, books, games, whatever recommendations.
Traitors. Severance. White Lotus. I'm so different you'll never find another girl like me.
Watched The Gorge with the chess girl and Miles Teller on Apple TV. My film snob friends say it's garbage but I'm a simple man and loved it.
Bonus: add a pic/gif of how you feel about your season
noh
22-23 Offseason Questionnaire
The chess girl is an incredible descriptionbobby wrote: March 6th, 2025, 2:30 pm 2022-23 Offseason Questionnaire
1. Draft thoughts? Sleepers, busts, your draft, other drafts, whatever.
Didn't pay a ton of attention since I didn't have a pick. I think Wemby will be serviceable! Thought jaquez at 15 was the steal of the draft. Haven't really made my way through everyone's camps so don't check me on that.
2. How do you feel about your offseason, and what are your goals for this coming season?
Happy to have brought back Sullinger on a reasonable deal. Idk how good he is but considering I gave up a first for him like a week ago, would've been a bit pissed if he got poached.
I have no idea what my goals are. I'd like to sneak into the playoffs but don't wanna get my hopes up.
3. Thoughts on TC?
Not good. Net negative camp for my young guys. Really needed a break there. Hopefully someone in the Okongwu/Sandro/Mark Williams mix can be a serviceable starter. Hoping things under the hood got a little bit better.
4. Who wins each division and why?
Atlantic: Like the Knicks here. Should be the best team as long as they don't have the worst injury luck we've ever seen again
Central: Between the Bulls and Pacers. I think D Rose will be missed but I put this squad slightly ahead of the Pacers
Midwest: Mavs. Kyrie loves Dallas and Hoff's made some big time additions and had nice camps. Wouldn't surprise me if the Nuggets got it done, though.
Pacific: Clips. Word on the street is that a Semi-major addition is in the works.
5. Trade market has kinda screeched to a halt after a lot of moves this season. Recommend a trade for two teams outside your division.
Raptors trade Isaac Okoro to Minnesota for a 2028 First, 26, 27 Seconds, 1000 RP and filler. Jwoo probably says no.
6. What team will have the biggest wins delta from last year to this one (positive or negative)? Why?
Kings. Jesse is gonna put together a playoff squad.
7. Excluding NBA players, if you were creating a player(s) for the 24 draft how would they look (list name, age, height, weight, ratings)? Can be anything from 2024 - a pop culture figure, a character from a movie released that year, a player drafted in a different sport, your dad, whoever.
OJ Simpson, 76, 6 ft 2 in, 225 lbs, F F F F F F (he's dead)
8. What GM have you not heard from in a while that you want to hear on a pod? What topic/decision would you want to hear them discuss or question would you ask them? (extra credit: get them to join a pod this season)
Ashes. Would love to hear more draft breakdowns. Those were my favorite pods.
9. Thoughts on your real life sports team(s).
Haven't watched the bulls since pre-all star break. Probably the longest stretch of my life that I've boycotted. Just grinding tennis tape these days. Future Goat, 18 year old Brazilian Joao Fonseca is going to be a serious problem. I'm claiming him as a sports team.
10. Movies, TV, books, games, whatever recommendations.
Traitors. Severance. White Lotus. I'm so different you'll never find another girl like me.
Watched The Gorge with the chess girl and Miles Teller on Apple TV. My film snob friends say it's garbage but I'm a simple man and loved it.
Bonus: add a pic/gif of how you feel about your season
noh
22-23 Offseason Questionnaire
Warriors 2022-23 Offseason Questionnaire
1. Draft thoughts? Sleepers, busts, your draft, other drafts, whatever.
Not many thoughts this year. I was hoping for Sasser, J. Walsh, or Hawkins with my pick. Glad i got one of them.
2. How do you feel about your offseason, and what are your goals for this coming season?
Offseason was fine. Im unsure if the Valentine resign was the best but i think it works for the next two seasons and is tradeable. I thought i was on the precipice last year, so bringing back most of the squad was a no brainer.
3. Thoughts on TC?
The Blake Wesley of TCs. Overall though i walked away from it happy. Zubac is an A/A guy which fucks. Im sure Tatum will jump up ratings soon enough as well but it better be soon. Precious dropping to B+ defense hurts but i get that he is on the line.
4. Who wins each division and why?
Atlantic: Knicks, makes sense
Central: Bulls, why not
Midwest:Dallas…Hoff is cookin
Pacific:Suns, team too good
5. Trade market has kinda screeched to a halt after a lot of moves this season. Recommend a trade for two teams outside your division.
Detroit trades for PG from Lakers.
6. What team will have the biggest wins delta from last year to this one (positive or negative)? Why?
Celtics, negative. Just traded Harden and Boucher.
7. Excluding NBA players, if you were creating a player(s) for the 24 draft how would they look (list name, age, height, weight, ratings)? Can be anything from 2024 - a pop culture figure, a character from a movie released that year, a player drafted in a different sport, your dad, whoever.
Goku; 6”8; 220; PF; A- / B / D+ / B / B / 92
Scout Analysis: Goku aka Kakarot is known to be a lackadaisical absent father who is excellent close to the basket(known to be able to fly) and a mid range maven. Outside is a work in progress. While his SS2 and SS3 forms are much more interesting, Goku is no slouch and will be able to lead your front court for years to come.
8. What GM have you not heard from in a while that you want to hear on a pod? What topic/decision would you want to hear them discuss or question would you ask them? (extra credit: get them to join a pod this season)
O6. I dont think ive ever heard Jesses voice. I like Matt and Joe banter. Nav is extremely insightful. I cant recall the last time i heard Kipke. Derek is the only one who likes different bigs and its fun to hear his views in the past.
9. Thoughts on your real life sports team(s).
Justin Tucker is a dickbag. Flagg to DC. Roll Tide.
10. Movies, TV, books, games, whatever recommendations.
Bonus: add a pic/gif of how you feel about your season

1. Draft thoughts? Sleepers, busts, your draft, other drafts, whatever.
Not many thoughts this year. I was hoping for Sasser, J. Walsh, or Hawkins with my pick. Glad i got one of them.
2. How do you feel about your offseason, and what are your goals for this coming season?
Offseason was fine. Im unsure if the Valentine resign was the best but i think it works for the next two seasons and is tradeable. I thought i was on the precipice last year, so bringing back most of the squad was a no brainer.
3. Thoughts on TC?
The Blake Wesley of TCs. Overall though i walked away from it happy. Zubac is an A/A guy which fucks. Im sure Tatum will jump up ratings soon enough as well but it better be soon. Precious dropping to B+ defense hurts but i get that he is on the line.
4. Who wins each division and why?
Atlantic: Knicks, makes sense
Central: Bulls, why not
Midwest:Dallas…Hoff is cookin
Pacific:Suns, team too good
5. Trade market has kinda screeched to a halt after a lot of moves this season. Recommend a trade for two teams outside your division.
Detroit trades for PG from Lakers.
6. What team will have the biggest wins delta from last year to this one (positive or negative)? Why?
Celtics, negative. Just traded Harden and Boucher.
7. Excluding NBA players, if you were creating a player(s) for the 24 draft how would they look (list name, age, height, weight, ratings)? Can be anything from 2024 - a pop culture figure, a character from a movie released that year, a player drafted in a different sport, your dad, whoever.
Goku; 6”8; 220; PF; A- / B / D+ / B / B / 92
Scout Analysis: Goku aka Kakarot is known to be a lackadaisical absent father who is excellent close to the basket(known to be able to fly) and a mid range maven. Outside is a work in progress. While his SS2 and SS3 forms are much more interesting, Goku is no slouch and will be able to lead your front court for years to come.
8. What GM have you not heard from in a while that you want to hear on a pod? What topic/decision would you want to hear them discuss or question would you ask them? (extra credit: get them to join a pod this season)
O6. I dont think ive ever heard Jesses voice. I like Matt and Joe banter. Nav is extremely insightful. I cant recall the last time i heard Kipke. Derek is the only one who likes different bigs and its fun to hear his views in the past.
9. Thoughts on your real life sports team(s).
Justin Tucker is a dickbag. Flagg to DC. Roll Tide.
10. Movies, TV, books, games, whatever recommendations.
Bonus: add a pic/gif of how you feel about your season



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22-23 Offseason Questionnaire
2022-23 Offseason Questionnaire
1. Draft thoughts? Sleepers, busts, your draft, other drafts, whatever.
I think Wemby will be a pretty big bust judging by the preseason. Other than that, I didn’t pay much attention to this class because I didn’t have a pick. Anthony Black had a fun profile but not sure he will pop offensively.
2. How do you feel about your offseason, and what are your goals for this coming season?
Off-season was quiet. We brought back everyone from last season. What was the cost? A 3,125 RP buyout of John Wall. Title or bust this year after losing in the finals and conference finals the last two seasons!
3. Thoughts on TC?
TC was the most unnnoteworthy TC imaginable. We had 12 guys on the roster and 3 NDL delegates. In total, Robin Lopez, Jerami Grant and Jokic all went -1 defense. No one else had a single rating change.
4. Who wins each division and why?
Atlantic: Bullets, like this core with another tC under the belt
Central: Bulls. Luka having those defense and rebounding stats feels too OP
Midwest: Mavs. Hoff is cookin and he ain’t done
Pacific: Suns because I vote with my heart and I want this team to win the division because I manage them
5. Trade market has kinda screeched to a halt after a lot of moves this season. Recommend a trade for two teams outside your division.
This is a false narrative being pushed by podcast members trying to find more source material but I’ll say Sixers send Blake griffin to the Raptors for a pick or two. Raps run balanced with Wemby and Blake
6. What team will have the biggest wins delta from last year to this one (positive or negative)? Why?
Grizz. They used to be good now they aren’t
7. Excluding NBA players, if you were creating a player(s) for the 24 draft how would they look (list name, age, height, weight, ratings)? Can be anything from 2024 - a pop culture figure, a character from a movie released that year, a player drafted in a different sport, your dad, whoever.
Christiano Ronaldo
Inside : A+ Outside: A handling: A- defense: B- rebounding: B+ pot: D
8. What GM have you not heard from in a while that you want to hear on a pod? What topic/decision would you want to hear them discuss or question would you ask them? (extra credit: get them to join a pod this season)
Jesse! I always learn some golden FBB nuggets when he hops on a pod, similar to ashes.
9. Thoughts on your real life sports team(s).
Well the best part of the Super Bowl was the Kendrick Lamar halftime show and that halftime show absolutely sucked. I had the pleasure of viewing it in person and it was inaudible garbage. I’m a Kendrick fan too!
10. Movies, TV, books, games, whatever recommendations.
Traitors is the best show ever put on television. I welcome being @‘d for this.
Bonus: add a pic/gif of how you feel about your season
1. Draft thoughts? Sleepers, busts, your draft, other drafts, whatever.
I think Wemby will be a pretty big bust judging by the preseason. Other than that, I didn’t pay much attention to this class because I didn’t have a pick. Anthony Black had a fun profile but not sure he will pop offensively.
2. How do you feel about your offseason, and what are your goals for this coming season?
Off-season was quiet. We brought back everyone from last season. What was the cost? A 3,125 RP buyout of John Wall. Title or bust this year after losing in the finals and conference finals the last two seasons!
3. Thoughts on TC?
TC was the most unnnoteworthy TC imaginable. We had 12 guys on the roster and 3 NDL delegates. In total, Robin Lopez, Jerami Grant and Jokic all went -1 defense. No one else had a single rating change.
4. Who wins each division and why?
Atlantic: Bullets, like this core with another tC under the belt
Central: Bulls. Luka having those defense and rebounding stats feels too OP
Midwest: Mavs. Hoff is cookin and he ain’t done
Pacific: Suns because I vote with my heart and I want this team to win the division because I manage them
5. Trade market has kinda screeched to a halt after a lot of moves this season. Recommend a trade for two teams outside your division.
This is a false narrative being pushed by podcast members trying to find more source material but I’ll say Sixers send Blake griffin to the Raptors for a pick or two. Raps run balanced with Wemby and Blake
6. What team will have the biggest wins delta from last year to this one (positive or negative)? Why?
Grizz. They used to be good now they aren’t
7. Excluding NBA players, if you were creating a player(s) for the 24 draft how would they look (list name, age, height, weight, ratings)? Can be anything from 2024 - a pop culture figure, a character from a movie released that year, a player drafted in a different sport, your dad, whoever.
Christiano Ronaldo
Inside : A+ Outside: A handling: A- defense: B- rebounding: B+ pot: D
8. What GM have you not heard from in a while that you want to hear on a pod? What topic/decision would you want to hear them discuss or question would you ask them? (extra credit: get them to join a pod this season)
Jesse! I always learn some golden FBB nuggets when he hops on a pod, similar to ashes.
9. Thoughts on your real life sports team(s).
Well the best part of the Super Bowl was the Kendrick Lamar halftime show and that halftime show absolutely sucked. I had the pleasure of viewing it in person and it was inaudible garbage. I’m a Kendrick fan too!
10. Movies, TV, books, games, whatever recommendations.
Traitors is the best show ever put on television. I welcome being @‘d for this.
Bonus: add a pic/gif of how you feel about your season
22-23 Offseason Questionnaire
1. Draft thoughts? Sleepers, busts, your draft, other drafts, whatever. Of course Jwoo got wemby. some say it was luck, some say it was the LeBron trade that paved the path. No busts to note. Sleepers: my guys. Juwanna Mann Howard had a son and named him Jett. Jett got an RC bump from B- to B Inside and then TC pushed him to B+ Inside while also pushing his shooting to C+ Outside. Trayce-Jackson Davis was another guy i really liked and happy to snag him for RP. His notes were decent but I really liked the fact that he was a good defensive rebounder from the get-go. Bumped his Def Reb 8 points to start and hoping he can handle some minutes out of the gate.
2. How do you feel about your offseason, and what are your goals for this coming season? I was sad to see both Perk and DJ retire but they sacrificed a lot for this team and we will honor them forever. Not much I could do with zero birds. I could have declined Caleb Martin and had him as a bird but his offer was too good and he was a factor last season.
3. Thoughts on TC? Very positive. Wish came true in regards to KD and Tyreke. Solid +2 TC from Jett.
4. Who wins each division and why?
Atlantic: Knicks - Took a step back last year to take 2 forward this year.
Central: Bulls - Buddy YIELD
Midwest: Mavs - This team is ready to rock
Pacific: Blazers - Sneakily one of the best rosters/lineups in the league.
5. Trade market has kinda screeched to a halt after a lot of moves this season. Recommend a trade for two teams outside your division.
Giannis for Ayton, Bagley. Suns gets a dynamic inside/def/reb presence and Minnesota kicks the can and builds around KAT with two good young players.
6. What team will have the biggest wins delta from last year to this one (positive or negative)? Why? Kings. Looks to be a PG like GP2 away from being sneaky contenders.
7. Excluding NBA players, if you were creating a player(s) for the 24 draft how would they look (list name, age, height, weight, ratings)? Can be anything from 2024 - a pop culture figure, a character from a movie released that year, a player drafted in a different sport, your dad, whoever.
Sweaty and Hairy Old Russian Jew at JCC
Igor Igoravich - 57 - PF - 6’5” 245lbs - B+ / C / C+ / B- / B / C
8. What GM have you not heard from in a while that you want to hear on a pod? What topic/decision would you want to hear them discuss or question would you ask them? (extra credit: get them to join a pod this season) Gimme some Ashes on a pod. Always dropping golden nuggets.
9. Thoughts on your real life sports team(s). Red Sox ? Could be nice this year but still salty about Mookie Betts so I can’t say i care. Celtics ? Pritchard and White are so good and if you ask me the Cs should move on from Jaylen Brown at the end of the season and trade for a true star big man that isn’t made of glass.
10. Movies, TV, books, games, whatever recommendations. Marvel Rivals has gotten me back into the Marvel World so i’m rewatching those right now. Iron Man 1 is arguably the best movie of its kind.
Bonus: add a pic/gif of how you feel about your season

2. How do you feel about your offseason, and what are your goals for this coming season? I was sad to see both Perk and DJ retire but they sacrificed a lot for this team and we will honor them forever. Not much I could do with zero birds. I could have declined Caleb Martin and had him as a bird but his offer was too good and he was a factor last season.
3. Thoughts on TC? Very positive. Wish came true in regards to KD and Tyreke. Solid +2 TC from Jett.
4. Who wins each division and why?
Atlantic: Knicks - Took a step back last year to take 2 forward this year.
Central: Bulls - Buddy YIELD
Midwest: Mavs - This team is ready to rock
Pacific: Blazers - Sneakily one of the best rosters/lineups in the league.
5. Trade market has kinda screeched to a halt after a lot of moves this season. Recommend a trade for two teams outside your division.
Giannis for Ayton, Bagley. Suns gets a dynamic inside/def/reb presence and Minnesota kicks the can and builds around KAT with two good young players.
6. What team will have the biggest wins delta from last year to this one (positive or negative)? Why? Kings. Looks to be a PG like GP2 away from being sneaky contenders.
7. Excluding NBA players, if you were creating a player(s) for the 24 draft how would they look (list name, age, height, weight, ratings)? Can be anything from 2024 - a pop culture figure, a character from a movie released that year, a player drafted in a different sport, your dad, whoever.
Sweaty and Hairy Old Russian Jew at JCC
Igor Igoravich - 57 - PF - 6’5” 245lbs - B+ / C / C+ / B- / B / C
8. What GM have you not heard from in a while that you want to hear on a pod? What topic/decision would you want to hear them discuss or question would you ask them? (extra credit: get them to join a pod this season) Gimme some Ashes on a pod. Always dropping golden nuggets.
9. Thoughts on your real life sports team(s). Red Sox ? Could be nice this year but still salty about Mookie Betts so I can’t say i care. Celtics ? Pritchard and White are so good and if you ask me the Cs should move on from Jaylen Brown at the end of the season and trade for a true star big man that isn’t made of glass.
10. Movies, TV, books, games, whatever recommendations. Marvel Rivals has gotten me back into the Marvel World so i’m rewatching those right now. Iron Man 1 is arguably the best movie of its kind.
Bonus: add a pic/gif of how you feel about your season

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