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Have not had much time for articles lately but pls enjoy

1. Jacky Hyde

I still have no fucking clue how this guy's camps and TCs are going to work but I'm pretty sure that if Ashes is going to spend all this time changing this guy's ratings back and forth every other day he is probably going to be a stud.

2. Braylen Davis

If you get a chance to take a B- inside scoring point guard with A potential, even if he's a turnover risk, you should probably do it and just fucking figure it out.

3. David Moudouyi

This guy has all the bones to be amazing, but then again, Evan Mobley.

4. Pierre Rondo

I mean, this guy is a PG with A potential and broken handles to start his career, I think there's a pretty good chance he ends up being sick, just camp the outside scoring ASAP

5. Kalani Abreu

Can't go to the NDL, has B+ outside at small forward, very good inside and good athletic tools, there are a lot of guys who are starting off as bad shooters in this class, but if you're looking at upside this guy probably has a great toolbox to start

6. Cannon Washington

Another guy who's definitely going to be good as long as he gets proper outside scoring development and positive TCs, loaded with potential, SG camps tend to boost his major weaknesses, pretty straightforward player development case

7. Aloni Arenas

Another A potential PG, no NDL, could be awesome, could not be awesome

8. Tomarri Patterson

Love his overall role player toolkit, but no stonks and what seems to be questionable inside scoring volume plus bad perimeter defense makes him a little bit of a tweener, so you kinda have to have a plan for how to use him here and be OK with the defensive limitations

9. Heir Jackson

If he could play PG I'd be all in on him but since he can't his best role is probably backup 1-2, he might be amazing at that considering his notes but it's a possible usage limitation with his low inside scoring and bad perimeter defense and boards

10. Deuntrey Parker

Super unsexy player but seems to have good base ratings and potential for a small forward, kind of a moldable guy who could do a lot of different things well (but maybe nothing elite), seems like he can be a useful fifth starter eventually

11. Milomir Stojkovic

Only teenager in the draft, has A potential, seems like he has a decent base to build on, yada yada

12. Ehizogie Ehikhametalor

I copy pasted his name because there's no way I'll remember how to spell it anytime soon, I like his notes and the fact he might get blocks

13. Brad Pitt

Would be an insane stash player with his A inside scoring

14. Robert Plump

His name fucking rules lol

15. Vysean Embry

TC Jesus take the wheel, could be very cool with NDL attention

16. Tameko Bain

Aka Kurt Ko Bain, he seems solid

17. Tory Walker

A potential, useful base notes, good NDL guy, a lot of guys like that in this class actually

18. Moo Moo Parker

How could you not want him lol

19. Gaspard Auriffeille

He's French and a butt, sounds good to me

20. Wale Oladotun

Jordo will probably draft him bc his brother is going to Maryland

21. Austin Ockerman

Seems broadly useful if lacking major upside

22. Vladislav Kashin

"Good upside" and is Russian, Yaroslav Jr.?

No other good players in this class.
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