Live draft analysis: CANCELLED (sorry heimer)

[Clinton]

Soooo I was gonna do this last night but Joe felt like fucking with my RP and now my money. Oh well, lets get this started.

ROUND 1:
1.Boston Goofies — Read Sheep Herder — SG? pG? Kentucky
Analysis: Brandon Knight 2.0? Is Joe really going to fall in love with Reed and develop him? I am hoping so for the players sake. Boston has a history of undercutting the growth of young players if they dont instantly pop. Alright ill stop being a dickbag, my b Joe. Reed is a really fun pairing for Ja long term imo. IRL Reed dont quit on defense and is a straight bucket on O. Boston does love their white boys and we are being told that Dunkin Donuts has started a basketball division to give Reed his first pro shoe deal. Nicely done.
Grade: JWoo said “giving grades is stupid” in his last draft article so i guess no grading will be done today.

2. Jesscramento Jesses — CMB — PF — South Carolina
Analysis: Who? I saw his profile and have zero clue who this guy is. I could take the time to research and make my analysis valid but ill take a pass rn. I can tell one thing, NEVER LET TYLER GET HIM. B inside, B defense, 19, A pot. Jesse loves these scoring bigs. He has a 100% track record of developing them, making them his #1 option, and finding their optimal value on the trade market. I love this pick. Jesse knows i have fanboyd over txt about his drafts before, might be another one today.
Grade: *See Jwoo

3. Houston HahtPockets — ClingClong — C — UConn
Analysis: Yessssssss Nolan. If he played more IRL, he probably would be front runner for ROY. Dude is a drop-step phenom and gets blocks at a Wemby rate. He is a true defensive anchor with a dumpy. With a long rebuild on the table and a league fiending for some GYATT, Nolan sets up his future nicely with his C. 10/10. Makes sense bc i heard Hannessian Szn just started the other day. Should be clear and sunny out there today folks.
Grade: Once i hit post, i wonder if JWoo will comment or txt. I dont respond to txts atm so who knows.

4.

[jwoo]

TWO LIVE DRAFT THREADS WHAT A TREAT

[Merv]

Jwoo. Way to ruin the grades

[jwoo]

Jwoo. Way to ruin the grades

just update them

[Clinton]

Do not grade. Ill think up something else.

[jwoo]

Do not grade. Ill think up something else.

no fuck that i want more draft analysis and not less

[Clinton]

Do not grade. Ill think up something else.

no fuck that i want more draft analysis and not less

Nah the league hath spoken. Peep the like count. They won.

[nolan]

cancel the cancel!!

[heimer]

LMAO brotha write your analysis !! im just fucking about !!

[GX.]

cancel the cancel!!

RT!!