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100 fun facts I uncovered while going through ProBoards
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Here are 100 fun facts I uncovered while going through the old SLN boards today.
1. Matt changed his name to "Tiny Gallon" for some reason
2. My first ever trade block was for Chris Childs, who holds the Raptors record for single-game turnovers
3. We have a rule that allows for flipping contracts but it's only ever been used once
4. The original Mavs GM was Tarun and he quit after like a month
5. For some reason, I gave Birdman a +10 potential boost
6. Just remembered Dimitris Diamantidis
7. Basically nobody commented on any sims at all until the second season
8. Just remembered Oscar Schmidt
9. Multiple GMs were excited about Ricky Davis
10. We all used to be so much nicer to each other
11. The last franchise to get claimed when we were picking teams was the Pistons, is that the origin of the curse
12. Just realized Ashes actually ran a creation draft lottery, I guess the conspiracies are dead
13. Steven once made a thread that was "YOU ARE 13 YEARS OLD AND THE YAKUZA HAS YOU DEAD TO RIGHTS"
14. Does anyone remember what that thread was about?
15. Remember the debate about wiping your ass sitting down versus standing?
16. Heimer stands and wipes in a crouch
17. Ralph also said he does that
18. Bobby said he was a stand up wiper for 26 years. You guys are so weird
19. Ashes is a Marlins fan???????
20. Clint's birthday is December 21st
21. DMo and Hoff once tried to start a fantasy baseball league that nobody else was down for
22. Remember Juan Espil?
23. Our original podcast lineup was me, Nick, Tyler, Heimer and Pankin (has he done a podcast since?)
24. Ashes once chatted with Hillary Duff on AIM??>
25. ZW declared it was "Cracking Time" in Orlando before retiring like two weeks later
26. "Beef came from humble beginnings. His father, Bison, was a famous shoemaker from Mozambique. He was the only shoemaker in his village that wouldn’t kill you after he was finished. His mother, Sarah, was a great cook. Sarah never opened a restaurant, never even worked in one, but she was the best chef no one had ever heard of. How does a shoemaker from Mozambique and a cook that doesn’t leave her house end up meeting, let alone falling in love? That’s a story for another time (y’all aren’t ready for a “Weilheimer love story” yet). In short, Sarah ventured to Africa on a “self-healing journey” after reading the book, “Eat. Pray. Love.”, and to her delight, Sarah found the beefiest man in Africa and fell in love."
27. Beef was small as a child and Sarah knew all Beef needed was a little more beef. So, she began encouraging Beef to eat. Sarah would cook Beef everything from Beef Stroganoff to A.1.BBQ Sauced Beefloaf. “Eat, Eat, Eat.” That was Sarah’s favorite saying. She would sing it while she cooked, then her song turned to a hum. Beef took it as a green light to eat everything in sight. Sarah was thrilled to see her beefy child love her home-made meals, as she had only cooked for Bison. Little did Sarah know this would make her son sprout like a beanstalk. Lil Beef sprang from 5’2” in the 6th grade to a stouter 6’0” in 7th grade. By the time he began high school he was like cow – listed at 6’3” 220lbs at 14 years of age.
28. Tanoka Beard!
29. Remember when Bobby made a Slava Medvedenko highlight tape?
30. We never found out who won the mythological race war tournament, wtf
31. Steven has a bachelor's of science in journalism
32. Ashes needs to write more articles https://simleaguenirvana.proboards.com/ ... ayers-body
33. “The hottest Friend was Phoebe.” - Steven
34. "We should wash our dicks after we pee, rather than our hands. All our hands do is collect germs all day, our dicks take a shower and chill in boxers all day, protected from germs. Our hands aren’t the ones that just got dirty in the pee exchange, but our dicks did and should be washed.” - Tyler
35. “Real life Andrea Bargnani was just lazy white Kevin Durant.” - Joe
36. "Listen to your coaching tree Dads and dont trade all of your picks for Kenny Anderson." - Jordo
37. "LeBron will bring not one, not two, not three, not four, not six, but SEVEN SLN titles to the City of Brotherly Love." -DMo
38. "There was definitely NOT enough room for Jack on that board at the end of Titanic." - DMo
39. "Ringo was the hottest Beatle" - DMo
40. "CatDog both ate and shit with its mouth." -DMo
41. "Champagne Supernova is a better song than Wonderwall" - DMo
42. Don't look back in anger is better than both of those. I'm just saying that now for the record, try singing it at karaoke
43. "Larry Bird is the most talented player of all time" - Hoff
44. The hot takes thread I'm going through is 21 PAGES LONG!
45. "SLN is pretty similar to the Matrix... can't even imagine what my life would currently be like if I took the blue pill." - DMo
46. "Brother if I cant shove 6 of it in my mouth at once and chomp down freely like a crazed hippo, it is simply not a food worth eating" - Joe
47. The first trade in SLN history was: Sonics trade Patrick Ewing, Mugsy Bogues, 2000 and 2002 second round picks to the Suns for Mario Elie, Walter McCarty, Joe Dumars, Haywood Woorkman, Tom Chambers, the Suns 99, 00, 01, 02 1sts and 500 RPs
48. Suns Trade: Don Reid, Jon Barry; Hawks Trade: Joseph “Beef” Roberson
49. Remember the first four-team trade https://simleaguenirvana.proboards.com/ ... suns-76ers
50. Nobody wanted to go to the new boards
51. There was one pod where everyone thought Tyler was Nick but he wasn't
52. Nobody won the Ray Felton-Deron Williams debate
53. I stumbled onto the zero time SLN champion beef
54. late-career Ratko Varda got traded for late-career Ilgauskas
55. Remember Kosta Koufos
56. Tong has never set foot in the state of Indiana, true or false
57. People thought LeBron was bad
58. I got Clint to trade me a second round pick for Bjelica
59. I was convinced PJ Tucker was Robert Horry 2.0
60. Yao was clearly the best player in the league for some time
61. Nick will comment about Dirk after reading above
62. There was an NDL player named "LaDon DeBernardi"
63. +20 potential to Fotsis
64. +20 potential to Balkman
65. +20 potential to Bynum?
66. +20 potential to Channing Frye
67. Remember Cenk Akyol?
68. Ashes once said Ha Seung Jin had a lot of potential
69. All the Drake memes I used to post were a lot funnier two years ago
70. Wonder what Calvin and GrantfromCal are up to these days
71. The Orlando Magic select Gustavo Ayon
72. Jermaine O’Neal motorboated team dancers, known unaffectionately as THE SWAMPTHANGZ, as hard as he physically could until he contracted an eye infection or literally dislodged part of his retina.
73. Michael Dunkin Penberthy is a real person
74. Nick has threatened to rebuild like 23 times
75.
76. KD got benched as a rookie
77. Avu once did a trade block for Dion Glover
78. I was convinced Turkey Glue was gonna save us
79. Remember when DMo blocked LeBron just to beat everyone to signing leftover FAs?
80. The Nets have never beaten the Raptors in a series @SWAMP STEVEN
81. Steven- Gardner Minshew
The Swamp Dragon breathes fire, steals yo girl, will throw 2 picks, but somehow win the game and look fucking awesome doing it while also giving a cool/hilarious post game presser. You tend to remember only the cool impressions of him and forget some of the more regrettable choices he might tend to make/not make from time to time. He’s still pretty new to the league and you’re pretty sure he’s not reached his final form yet, and even if he never realizes his full cockdiesel potential, you know you are going to enjoy witnessing the journey.
82. Andrew Bynum's supercamp was +10 Inside, +8 Post D, +8 Strength
83. PenGirthy had +10 left in camps and 100 potential
84. Dallas Mavericks -- HOFF
Jinx gets around and trades with everyone - Jinx is famously slutty. His favorite move is Confusion
85. Orlando Magic - Sexxy Red
Brand new to the scene, but offering some fantastic and unhinged energy that has caught everyone's attention. This is the best time to announce that Chad is with child, pregnant as the day is long and the red is sexxy. What?
86. DMorrel - Hodor
“HONOMATTOLA! HONOMATTOLA! HANOMATOLA!” he screams as he protects his loved ones from cap hell. The wild card in the Atlantic, DMo is a treasure in this league.
A quote to make you think:
“Hodor.”
87. We thought Damon Stoudamire was going to be good
88. MLEs used to cost money to extend
89. Remember Benjamin Jeannette
90. Remember Todd Day
91. Remember Brian Skinner
92. Remember Don Reid
93. Why the fuck did we put Robert Parish as an honorary hall of famer?
94. Nick should bring back the Lindsey Hunter razzie award
95. I wish the NBA would treat the All-Star game like we used to treat GMOTY
96. I miss getting freebies every random holiday @ashes
97. The lockout was hilarious
98. There was once a team of two guys who GMed the Mavs for like 72 hours
99. We should start inviting old GMs back for the bit
100. Remember when everyone hated the new boards?
Here are 100 fun facts I uncovered while going through the old SLN boards today.
1. Matt changed his name to "Tiny Gallon" for some reason
2. My first ever trade block was for Chris Childs, who holds the Raptors record for single-game turnovers
3. We have a rule that allows for flipping contracts but it's only ever been used once
4. The original Mavs GM was Tarun and he quit after like a month
5. For some reason, I gave Birdman a +10 potential boost
6. Just remembered Dimitris Diamantidis
7. Basically nobody commented on any sims at all until the second season
8. Just remembered Oscar Schmidt
9. Multiple GMs were excited about Ricky Davis
10. We all used to be so much nicer to each other
11. The last franchise to get claimed when we were picking teams was the Pistons, is that the origin of the curse
12. Just realized Ashes actually ran a creation draft lottery, I guess the conspiracies are dead
13. Steven once made a thread that was "YOU ARE 13 YEARS OLD AND THE YAKUZA HAS YOU DEAD TO RIGHTS"
14. Does anyone remember what that thread was about?
15. Remember the debate about wiping your ass sitting down versus standing?
16. Heimer stands and wipes in a crouch
17. Ralph also said he does that
18. Bobby said he was a stand up wiper for 26 years. You guys are so weird
19. Ashes is a Marlins fan???????
20. Clint's birthday is December 21st
21. DMo and Hoff once tried to start a fantasy baseball league that nobody else was down for
22. Remember Juan Espil?
23. Our original podcast lineup was me, Nick, Tyler, Heimer and Pankin (has he done a podcast since?)
24. Ashes once chatted with Hillary Duff on AIM??>
25. ZW declared it was "Cracking Time" in Orlando before retiring like two weeks later
26. "Beef came from humble beginnings. His father, Bison, was a famous shoemaker from Mozambique. He was the only shoemaker in his village that wouldn’t kill you after he was finished. His mother, Sarah, was a great cook. Sarah never opened a restaurant, never even worked in one, but she was the best chef no one had ever heard of. How does a shoemaker from Mozambique and a cook that doesn’t leave her house end up meeting, let alone falling in love? That’s a story for another time (y’all aren’t ready for a “Weilheimer love story” yet). In short, Sarah ventured to Africa on a “self-healing journey” after reading the book, “Eat. Pray. Love.”, and to her delight, Sarah found the beefiest man in Africa and fell in love."
27. Beef was small as a child and Sarah knew all Beef needed was a little more beef. So, she began encouraging Beef to eat. Sarah would cook Beef everything from Beef Stroganoff to A.1.BBQ Sauced Beefloaf. “Eat, Eat, Eat.” That was Sarah’s favorite saying. She would sing it while she cooked, then her song turned to a hum. Beef took it as a green light to eat everything in sight. Sarah was thrilled to see her beefy child love her home-made meals, as she had only cooked for Bison. Little did Sarah know this would make her son sprout like a beanstalk. Lil Beef sprang from 5’2” in the 6th grade to a stouter 6’0” in 7th grade. By the time he began high school he was like cow – listed at 6’3” 220lbs at 14 years of age.
28. Tanoka Beard!
29. Remember when Bobby made a Slava Medvedenko highlight tape?
30. We never found out who won the mythological race war tournament, wtf
31. Steven has a bachelor's of science in journalism
32. Ashes needs to write more articles https://simleaguenirvana.proboards.com/ ... ayers-body
33. “The hottest Friend was Phoebe.” - Steven
34. "We should wash our dicks after we pee, rather than our hands. All our hands do is collect germs all day, our dicks take a shower and chill in boxers all day, protected from germs. Our hands aren’t the ones that just got dirty in the pee exchange, but our dicks did and should be washed.” - Tyler
35. “Real life Andrea Bargnani was just lazy white Kevin Durant.” - Joe
36. "Listen to your coaching tree Dads and dont trade all of your picks for Kenny Anderson." - Jordo
37. "LeBron will bring not one, not two, not three, not four, not six, but SEVEN SLN titles to the City of Brotherly Love." -DMo
38. "There was definitely NOT enough room for Jack on that board at the end of Titanic." - DMo
39. "Ringo was the hottest Beatle" - DMo
40. "CatDog both ate and shit with its mouth." -DMo
41. "Champagne Supernova is a better song than Wonderwall" - DMo
42. Don't look back in anger is better than both of those. I'm just saying that now for the record, try singing it at karaoke
43. "Larry Bird is the most talented player of all time" - Hoff
44. The hot takes thread I'm going through is 21 PAGES LONG!
45. "SLN is pretty similar to the Matrix... can't even imagine what my life would currently be like if I took the blue pill." - DMo
46. "Brother if I cant shove 6 of it in my mouth at once and chomp down freely like a crazed hippo, it is simply not a food worth eating" - Joe
47. The first trade in SLN history was: Sonics trade Patrick Ewing, Mugsy Bogues, 2000 and 2002 second round picks to the Suns for Mario Elie, Walter McCarty, Joe Dumars, Haywood Woorkman, Tom Chambers, the Suns 99, 00, 01, 02 1sts and 500 RPs
48. Suns Trade: Don Reid, Jon Barry; Hawks Trade: Joseph “Beef” Roberson
49. Remember the first four-team trade https://simleaguenirvana.proboards.com/ ... suns-76ers
50. Nobody wanted to go to the new boards
51. There was one pod where everyone thought Tyler was Nick but he wasn't
52. Nobody won the Ray Felton-Deron Williams debate
53. I stumbled onto the zero time SLN champion beef
54. late-career Ratko Varda got traded for late-career Ilgauskas
55. Remember Kosta Koufos
56. Tong has never set foot in the state of Indiana, true or false
57. People thought LeBron was bad
58. I got Clint to trade me a second round pick for Bjelica
59. I was convinced PJ Tucker was Robert Horry 2.0
60. Yao was clearly the best player in the league for some time
61. Nick will comment about Dirk after reading above
62. There was an NDL player named "LaDon DeBernardi"
63. +20 potential to Fotsis
64. +20 potential to Balkman
65. +20 potential to Bynum?
66. +20 potential to Channing Frye
67. Remember Cenk Akyol?
68. Ashes once said Ha Seung Jin had a lot of potential
69. All the Drake memes I used to post were a lot funnier two years ago
70. Wonder what Calvin and GrantfromCal are up to these days
71. The Orlando Magic select Gustavo Ayon
72. Jermaine O’Neal motorboated team dancers, known unaffectionately as THE SWAMPTHANGZ, as hard as he physically could until he contracted an eye infection or literally dislodged part of his retina.
73. Michael Dunkin Penberthy is a real person
74. Nick has threatened to rebuild like 23 times
75.
76. KD got benched as a rookie
77. Avu once did a trade block for Dion Glover
78. I was convinced Turkey Glue was gonna save us
79. Remember when DMo blocked LeBron just to beat everyone to signing leftover FAs?
80. The Nets have never beaten the Raptors in a series @SWAMP STEVEN
81. Steven- Gardner Minshew
The Swamp Dragon breathes fire, steals yo girl, will throw 2 picks, but somehow win the game and look fucking awesome doing it while also giving a cool/hilarious post game presser. You tend to remember only the cool impressions of him and forget some of the more regrettable choices he might tend to make/not make from time to time. He’s still pretty new to the league and you’re pretty sure he’s not reached his final form yet, and even if he never realizes his full cockdiesel potential, you know you are going to enjoy witnessing the journey.
82. Andrew Bynum's supercamp was +10 Inside, +8 Post D, +8 Strength
83. PenGirthy had +10 left in camps and 100 potential
84. Dallas Mavericks -- HOFF
Jinx gets around and trades with everyone - Jinx is famously slutty. His favorite move is Confusion
85. Orlando Magic - Sexxy Red
Brand new to the scene, but offering some fantastic and unhinged energy that has caught everyone's attention. This is the best time to announce that Chad is with child, pregnant as the day is long and the red is sexxy. What?
86. DMorrel - Hodor
“HONOMATTOLA! HONOMATTOLA! HANOMATOLA!” he screams as he protects his loved ones from cap hell. The wild card in the Atlantic, DMo is a treasure in this league.
A quote to make you think:
“Hodor.”
87. We thought Damon Stoudamire was going to be good
88. MLEs used to cost money to extend
89. Remember Benjamin Jeannette
90. Remember Todd Day
91. Remember Brian Skinner
92. Remember Don Reid
93. Why the fuck did we put Robert Parish as an honorary hall of famer?
94. Nick should bring back the Lindsey Hunter razzie award
95. I wish the NBA would treat the All-Star game like we used to treat GMOTY
96. I miss getting freebies every random holiday @ashes
97. The lockout was hilarious
98. There was once a team of two guys who GMed the Mavs for like 72 hours
99. We should start inviting old GMs back for the bit
100. Remember when everyone hated the new boards?
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100 fun facts I uncovered while going through ProBoards
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And we ride on dem thangs like ev-ery day
Big beats, hit streets, see gangstahs roamin'
And parties don't stop 'til eight in the Monin
And we ride on dem thangs like ev-ery day
Big beats, hit streets, see gangstahs roamin'
And parties don't stop 'til eight in the Monin
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100 fun facts I uncovered while going through ProBoards
tyler is right about the dick washing
Welcome to Atlanta where the playas play
And we ride on dem thangs like ev-ery day
Big beats, hit streets, see gangstahs roamin'
And parties don't stop 'til eight in the Monin
And we ride on dem thangs like ev-ery day
Big beats, hit streets, see gangstahs roamin'
And parties don't stop 'til eight in the Monin
100 fun facts I uncovered while going through ProBoards
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Wet Dick Night - Free Pepsi- 2/14
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Just the Tip-Off Opening Night- 10/31
Raw Dog with Gradey - Half Off Hot Dogs - 11/7
Go Balls Deep - Mini Basektball Giveaway- 12/24
No Pull Out Night - Gradey Plays 48 Minutes - 1/19
Wet Dick Night - Free Pepsi- 2/14
Load Management 3/4
100 fun facts I uncovered while going through ProBoards
40. "CatDog both ate and shit with its mouth." -DMo
Promos:
Just the Tip-Off Opening Night- 10/31
Raw Dog with Gradey - Half Off Hot Dogs - 11/7
Go Balls Deep - Mini Basektball Giveaway- 12/24
No Pull Out Night - Gradey Plays 48 Minutes - 1/19
Wet Dick Night - Free Pepsi- 2/14
Load Management 3/4
Just the Tip-Off Opening Night- 10/31
Raw Dog with Gradey - Half Off Hot Dogs - 11/7
Go Balls Deep - Mini Basektball Giveaway- 12/24
No Pull Out Night - Gradey Plays 48 Minutes - 1/19
Wet Dick Night - Free Pepsi- 2/14
Load Management 3/4
100 fun facts I uncovered while going through ProBoards
Welcome to Atlanta where the playas play
And we ride on dem thangs like ev-ery day
Big beats, hit streets, see gangstahs roamin'
And parties don't stop 'til eight in the Monin
And we ride on dem thangs like ev-ery day
Big beats, hit streets, see gangstahs roamin'
And parties don't stop 'til eight in the Monin
100 fun facts I uncovered while going through ProBoards
Wait when did ashes chat with Hillary duff???
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