Who's Your Daddy??

[Jordo]

In honor of Father’s day last weekend, and the amount in which we love to talk about our SLN sons, I decided to come up with another metric to determine who can really make this claim.

The DADDY metric (Development And Domination Driven bY gm investment) is my own creation that goes beyond simple on-court production. While most player metrics focus solely on stats, DADDY recognizes and rewards both player performance and the GM's investment in that player’s development over time. It balances JUICE with factors that reflect paternal guidance and instincts, including training camps used, brags on the boards made about the player, and the number of seasons the player has remained with the same team.

DADDY=(Average JUICE×.5)+(Camps Used×1)+(Brags×2.5)+(Seasons With Team×2.5)

Heavy camping, frequent public support, and organizational stability all contribute to higher DADDY scores. The formula allows GMs to quantify both how much they’ve poured into a player and how much that investment has paid off. In that sense, DADDY isn’t just a metric, it’s a badge of honor for the players GMs have truly raised into franchise cornerstones. I legit enjoyed combing through the boards for all of your brags, Kyrie legit had 122 pages of posts!

In the words of Amos Diggory – “THAT’S MY BOY, THAT’S MY SON.”



Boban Marjanovic

Team	Camps	Brags	Seasons	Juice	Daddy
Kings	26	45	7	58.59	185.30
Suns	0	11	2	89.65	77.33
Clippers	0	4	3	68.12	51.56

In the most obvious case of Boban Marjanovic, Jesse you ARE the father!

Domantas Sabonis

Team	Camps	Brags	Seasons	Juice	Daddy
Warriors	26	3	2	52.18	64.59
Pacers	0	4	5	72.34	58.67
Mavericks	0	2	1	66.02	40.51
Kings	0	3	1	79.73	47.37
Sonics	0	0	1	85.43	45.21
Nets	0	1	2	98.14	54.07

In the case of Domantas Sabonis, Clint you ARE the father!

Kyrie Irving

Team	Camps	Brags	Seasons	Juice	Daddy
Pistons	26	14	5	50.55	98.78
Mavericks	0	10	4	96.70	83.35
Lakers	0	5	3	105.68	72.84
Clippers	0	2	1	101.50	58.25
Bucks	0	2	2	109.65	64.83
Knicks	0	4	2	110.63	70.32

In the case of Kyrie Irving, RB you ARE the father!

Aaron Gordon

Team	Camps	Brags	Seasons	Juice	Daddy
Raptors	26	11	6	13.87	75.44
Magic	0	12	3	84.78	79.89
Suns	0	0	2	84.45	47.23
Nets	0	4	2	96.84	63.42

And in a stunning twist, in the case of Aaron Gordon, Jwoo you are NOT the father!

[jwoo]

not a credible article

[Merv]

LFG. I always knew it

[R B]

Love this. Love Kyrie, my son

[Hoff]

Nothing like Jerry Springer re-runs

[Jesse]

all the RPs

[GX.]

45 brags from Jesse on boban honestly feels light

[Jordo]

45 brags from Jesse on boban honestly feels light

There were 14 posts that were just “boban” that I didn’t count

[Merv]

45 brags from Jesse on boban honestly feels light

There were 14 posts that were just “boban” that I didn’t count

Not enough Boban talk imo

[Clinton]

Anyone else get in the feels during that amos diggory line? Gets me everytime