A text from every SLN squad

[SWAMP STEVEN]

Inspired by this morning’s exchange on the groupchat. This hobby is so supremely ridiculous — and it has a collective of (relative) strangers sending me stuff like this. Order is random, unless you want to assign meaning to it, which could be kinda fun:

1. GS — I was trashed last night and thats all i could get out haha
2. DEN — NOTHIN YOU IDIOTS DR DRES DEAD
3. SEA — Does the gurgling make the swamp or does the swamp make the gurgling?
4. LAC — She would be in such better fortune if that whole scandal occurred in present day
5. PHI — I have a DVD player, bud
6. CLE — Remember when we were friends?
7. MIA — Getting married Saturday unlikely I have time to handle this shit but make whatever offer you want my guy
8. PHX — MIKE DITKA!!!
9. MIL — I have a sickness
10. SAS — Garibaldi is my happy place
11. DAL — Love Green Day!!
12. VAN — On honeymoon will try to fill out later!
13. BOS — Trying to get a blowie for your mind, eh?
14. LAL — Any interest in doing a Kyrie conspiracy podcast with Nick and I. We’re just going to talk Kyrie conspiracies the entire time
15. CHA — Nearly meaning close?
16. ATL — Kemba has a fat dick i seen it once
17. IND — Oh sorry I’ve been watching too many British tv shows
18. SAC —
19. CHI — Very interested in the dog’s pov as well
20. WAS — Soace* … space
21. NYK — Hmmm I am honestly a lot of mushrooms deep rn … Happy thanksgivjng
22. HOU — I need some swamp
23. MIN — Id do some rp for gay
24. DET — Is this Steven?
25. POR — I’m going to sacrifice Iso Joe to the Sun God
26. UTA — I shared it with my wife lol
27. ORL — Sandy Brondello. Worse coach than Ghost Coach
28. TOR — If you ask me hoop or poop right now the answer would be poop

Enjoy your weekends, fellas

[jwoo]

there are 29 teams. where's the 29th one

[jwoo]

Green Day sucks

[SWAMP STEVEN]

I am the 29th team bro. Keeping Kittles’ texts classified

[SWAMP STEVEN]

Green Day sucks

Boo this man

[jwoo]

I am the 29th team bro. Keeping Kittles’ texts classified

i was being facetious, where is your sense of humor

[SWAMP STEVEN]

I am the 29th team bro. Keeping Kittles’ texts classified

i was being facetious, where is your sense of humor

Woo, Woo screams in silence
A sullen riot penetrating through his butt

[jwoo]

Green Day had a good run in the 90s and then decided they'd get richer by pandering to people for 20 years, congrats guys none of us thought Bush was a good president

[SWAMP STEVEN]

Green Day had a good run in the 90s and then decided they'd get richer by pandering to people for 20 years, congrats guys none of us thought Bush was a good president

BOO THIS MAN

[mantypas/CavsCzar]

Garibaldi slaps! SSX tricky for life