2030 170 Pistons SF LeBron James retires
2030 170 Celtics SF Kevin Durant retires
2030 170 Hawks PG Kyrie Irving retires
2030 170 SuperSonics C Tacko Fall retires
2030 170 Jazz SF Nikola Jokic retires
2030 170 76ers C Jusuf Nurkic retires
2030 170 Celtics SG Buddy Hield retires
2030 170 Hawks PG...
In honor of the new anniversary boost, I figured it might be worth going back to the last anniversary to see how those boosts worked out for the homies. Maybe this will give some guidance to people moving forward...maybe it won't. I'll break this down team by team since that's sort of how my brain...
1 Washington Bullets: Zion Williamson
Analysis: Wes choosing to fuck some people in the league by starting HOURS before the scheduled start of the draft chose Mister Fat Kid Love Cake himself Zionist Williamson. The DMV is known to have a rather strong...
Greetings from LeBronto, where head coach LaDon Gola has just called me to tell me the Raptors are descending into RP poverty. Yeah that's right. All you guys who once told me to trade you some RP just because like 18 months ago, you hoes owe me now. We're poor. Business is bad. We just got bounced...
I wanted to do an analysis to see how much stats get discounted when players transition from the NDL to SLN, but i am too stupid to figure out the NDL history link so that will have to wait for another day.
Instead, I went and looked at all of the guys who were sent down to the NDL and charted...
2019 181 Celtics Sign PG James Harden for $131,250,000 over 6 years.
This is a league-shifting contract that throws Minnesota into flux and could land Harden in new digs other than Boston. Wowza. Bad luck for the Wolves it seems and a big win for...
First time in a while I’ve had a lottery pick so I waffled on whether I’d do one of these this year. But the people need answers, so I’ve slapped together my best one yet. Still a work in progress, will update as we go, but draft is upon us!
Congrats to Hoff and the Mavs on winning a well deserved title and Wes and the Bullets for getting the #1 overall pick. With that, the offseason is upon us and is always one of the more exciting parts of the sim world. People try to re-haul rosters to aim to get better in the future, which...
I'm poor and need RP so Jarred Vanderbilt can be strong. Since Orlando likely won't have the use of our MLE and there's no nibbles on the trade front, I figured why not give the league some fun content of guys that I think are intriguing FA targets that could break out in a new situation. The rules...
In case you missed it, a couple weeks ago I posted this article ranking SGs by Points Gained (TRADEMARK), which some of you seemed to like. I also implied that I would post more of them, but then a few things happened I didn't adequately plan for. The first is that you all traded some of those...
Here we are again, no its not JWoo or Joe, its Clint w/ another bullshit, ill-informed draft article. At least its better than my ADHD ass moving around too much on a podcast to where it sounds like im whispering random shit.
Saddened by my loss to the Suns (and ruining any shot of introducing...
Part two, better known as PART USTED, so that all these lovely answers don’t get buried in one long post. Steven “Running Outside, Living Inside” Griffin-Davis with the rest:
Who is the swaggiest SLN player in league history?
BOBAN MARJANOVIC 2
HAKEEM OLAJUWON 2
LOU WILLIAMS 2
By Steven “Stephen” Griffin-Davis, special to SLN Media
Two years, 23 or so simulated seasons and one class-action lawsuit later, I asked the league’s general management a few questions. Here are our results:
Which GM has evolved/grown the most since the inception of the league? EAST
I just traded away a whole bunch of RP so I figured I might as well get some back and kickstart a few ideas around the league. This is another installment of my woefully under-RP'd series where I propose fake trades...that should happen. One time I proposed a trade that turned the Knicks into a...
Jordan: Oh, hell fucking yeah I’m bringing meme of the year back
That's right, folks! You might not have asked for it, it may be the middle of the season, but here I am, shoving yet another installment of Meme of the Year in your faces. You may be...
It's been a fun one so far, with many strong contenders in the mix and the standings constantly shifting around. Here's a look at where teams stand through Day 85 of the 2018 SLN Season:
TANKR TIERS:
IT'S THEIR YEAR - This team has the best point differential, the most rebounds, the best...
Feel free to flame me and let me know where i missed in the comments. Last time Clack was disrespected over Arenas. Who did i fade to the shadow realm this time?
Link to something
ALLSTAR DRAFT CRITERIA
Each team will draft 12 players from a list to be provided next week
The 5 starters need...
Okay context - I have for a while now wanted to try to create a single metric that captures a player’s impact across all aspects of the game. In the past, I’ve used points per possession to judge a player's offensive effectiveness, and then kind of squinted at the defensive and rebounding grades...
Proposing a Democratic System for Changing League Rules
Note: For context for this poll, please read this post to the end!
One of the beautiful things about this league is that it’s a living entity. Rosters are shifting, player composition is shifting, the metagame is shifting. Even the...
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| Rank | Name | Postion | Height | Weight | Age | In | Out | Hnd | Def | Reb | Pot | Last Team |
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| 1 | Zymicah...
Delegate or recall players here. Be sure to check out the limitations for player eligibility before you decide to delegate/recall. PM me if you have questions.
Format
Team: Team Name
Player: Player Name
Season: Current Season
Stipulation: Stip here if any
Delegate/Recall
Free Agency CAN begin 24-hours after the end of the draft (or in theory sooner) but will not start until everyone completes their bids. Send Free Agent Bids to Ashes. Post in this thread when you do. If we get 29/29 of GMs to submit bids ahead of time, that's 200 in FREE CANDY for all of us!
