2030 170 Pistons SF LeBron James retires
2030 170 Celtics SF Kevin Durant retires
2030 170 Hawks PG Kyrie Irving retires
2030 170 SuperSonics C Tacko Fall retires
2030 170 Jazz SF Nikola Jokic retires
2030 170 76ers C Jusuf Nurkic retires
2030 170 Celtics SG Buddy Hield retires
2030 170 Hawks PG...
By Steingold Louis Stephens, who just took his horse to the Old Town Road because it is 2019. Dreadful experience, nothing like the song, and the Old Town Chamber of Commerce is Peed the effed Ohhh. Have you heard the panicked yelping of a Clydesdale as it stampedes into an artisanal fudge shoppe?...
1996: Knicks 68-14
Points Per Game: 114.0 Steals Per Game: 9.1
Points Allowed Per Game: 101.4 Rebounds Per Game: 55.8
Assists Per Game: 23.3 Blocks Per Game: 5.0
Turnovers Per Game: 10.6 Field Goal %: .462
It's me again, trying to fund camps for the Raptors 905 and giving you a blow by blow of the 2020 first round. I'm not grading the picks but I will offer some professional analysis out of boredom.
1. Denver Nuggets - LaMelo Ball
There was no element of choice here, but I do think the upside is...
First off - this has nothing to do with the Sim God. He's doing a great job. Now give me some good juju!
OK - time to be more serious. I’ve talked to a few folks and I feel it myself. The current culture and community of this league can be improved upon. In the end, this league that we all spend...
Winner: Ashes
Like or dislike the covid era, Ashes once again solidifies himself as the most creative and committed Commish any league has ever seen. This shit is...
Come forth readers and join me. Into the minds of madness we go. Come forth, and Praise be to Ashes. For we are not worthy of his flames. His Embers provide warmth. His Heat, His Wrath. Let the updrafts of his smoke carry the Ashes of our souls to the high heavens of SLN. I praise the Book of...
I read Matt's article and the comments, and I couldn't have been the only one to think...
... what if we included the old boards in the analysis??? and....
... would I still suck?
Pasting here the counts for both boards combined, then new boards, then old boards.
Hello friends. Many people have tried to evaluate GM performance over the years. We can look at championships, regular season record - or even a convoluted ranking formula that takes into account lots of variables - but these measures are missing an evaluation of the quintessential value of our...
Hey Y'all - I am mighty RP poor and bored in a class I am taking, so I thought I'd quickly put something pretty easy but informative together. I took a look at the base statistics and point differentials to try to answer the time old question. Who has the best division. And my results were...
1. Celtics (36-12 w/ +10 differential)
Its officially the Celtics year again. One year removed from the #2 odds, the consensus GMOY is looking unstoppable on his campaign to claim his second SLN title. I literally don’t think anything can stop this man as he sports the league’s best differential in...
This article is both a list of the best performers at their positions so far, and a teaser for the coming worst performers list. I’ve composed these in largely the same format and with the same metrics as the last couple of lists I posted last season (see original here for more information), with...
We've seen a couple GM tier rankings, but let's have a look at TEAMS in the here and now (inspired by Big Cat). Below are the definitive, unquestionable, current team rankings - nothing to do with the GM, just where the teams are at at the moment. This was heavily researched, MLA format...
Poverty Raptors are back with another get rich quick scheme: we're gonna redraft the 2010-2017 drafts, as you may have read in the title. Does that score me extra grading points for humor? Fuck yeah!
2010
10. Um, John Wall? (4th overall)
9. Greg Monroe (11th overall)
8. Larry Sanders (14th...
In the off-season of Sim Year 2019, LeBron James was finally traded. After 16 long seasons in Philadelphia, the King made his exit, heading north beyond the wall to join the Toronto Raptors. This is the story of how it went down, told by those who lived it, over the course of three long IRL months...
TL; DR: More free RP for a quick post! Prob wait til after FA to fill it out.
In addition to Team Awards, GMs can earn a quick and dirty 125RP by replying in this thread and filling out the below questionnaire - not required, but why not? Copy down the questions in a reply post and fill 'em out....
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| Rank | Name | Postion | Height | Weight | Age | In | Out | Hnd | Def | Reb | Pot | Last Team |
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| 1 | Zymicah...
Delegate or recall players here. Be sure to check out the limitations for player eligibility before you decide to delegate/recall. PM me if you have questions.
Format
Team: Team Name
Player: Player Name
Season: Current Season
Stipulation: Stip here if any
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Free Agency CAN begin 24-hours after the end of the draft (or in theory sooner) but will not start until everyone completes their bids. Send Free Agent Bids to Ashes. Post in this thread when you do. If we get 29/29 of GMs to submit bids ahead of time, that's 200 in FREE CANDY for all of us!
