Sim League Nirvana

One of the most prolific wing scorers of his age, Mashburn seemingly did it all. A long career with a fuck ton of scoring, only trailing scoring GOAT TB in HOF scorers. He grabs boards, had a respectable stock level, made some all league teams, and was a regular at the allstar game. He is most...

Second only to Kidd due to his Defensive accolades, Nash had just as prolific of a career with 3 MVPS, 2 FMVPS, and 2 titles as well. I feel like its just me stroking these guys off cuz we all know they are SLN HOFers so ill leave the puff piece for Ant Man in Nash’s victory post. but now the...

This Man IS a HOF. He is second to only Hakeem Oulajuwon (lol). 3 MVPs, 2 FMVPs, First Back to Back titles, single handedly prevented the Nash-Jazz dynasty. As a two way player, receiving multiple all defensive nods, we give Kidd the edge over Nash in the head to head matchup of these two great...

Jeff is the best defensive guard to come across our Halls. If he werent in a retiring class alongside Jason Kidd and Steve Nash, he wouldve been hailed as the third best player to retire, based on his accolades. He was All defense almost his entire career, had as many stocks as ben wallace. He was...

Damon and marcus camby can go fuck themselves in the overpaid luxury of their retirement.

Glen Rice & Scottie Pippen

Glenn Rice Cakes and Scottie Rippin PipPEN once again did not make the cut on voting, nor our historian scoring. But something about this doesn't sit right with us. We, the Historians, understand the long view of history. We get that sometimes, something Mid, at first,...

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Mantypas/Cavs Czar here as the defacto # 2 running the Historian role with sir Sonicks. We know we are behind on some history updating and for some past retires since the 09 season. We will get something done by the end of the sim year in terms of putting up resumes and casting a vote. Did...

While compared to the likes of Shaq and Tuberculosis, these gentlemen did not get the nod from the league and came out looking more like sheep rather than goats… Nevertheless! Chris Webber, Kerry Kittles, And Eddie Jones will be eligible for second ballot HOF voting in the future at some point. The...

The second Admission into the HOF this class is none other than TB! The most proficient scoring talent to retire from the league to date, this man can be described, simply put, “as deadly as his name sake”. During his 6 year peak he averaged 30.9 PPG across three different franchises, making a...

Gentlemen and gentlemen, basketball aficionados, and SLN fans around the web, we are thrilled to declare the induction of a true basketball icon into the SLN Hall of Fame. Shaquille “Diesel” O’Neal; a remarkable two-way superstar, a stat powerhouse, and an undeniable first-ballot Hall of Famer. I...

Dedicated SLN enthusiasts, it is with great enthusiasm and immense pleasure that we extend our heartfelt congratulations to Alonzo ZO Mourning on his well-deserved induction into the Hall of Fame. In a league where legends are forged, ZO's claim to this honor is undeniable, echoed by resounding...

Gentlemen and gentlemen, basketball enthusiasts, and fans of the SLN worldwide, it is our distinct honor to announce the induction of a true legend into the Hall of Fame. Dikembe Mutombo, the towering defensive force and shot-blocking extraordinaire, has earned his rightful place among the...

Sam Cassell

Well, folks, it's a momentous occasion here in Nirvana, as we gather to discuss the shocking rejection of Sam Cassell's admission into the SLN Hall of Fame. Sam, you were a true run of the mill star point guard, and by that, we mean you were about as remarkable as a plain bagel at a...

Dispatch from Springfield (or is our SLN located somewhere else? Houston, in honor of our commish?)

If things have been quiet on the Hall of Fame front, it’s not because your historians have taken their eye off the ball…it’s more so that we haven’t exactly seen the strongest set of retirings in...

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For the first time in SLN history, we were faced with an uninspiring set of Retirings to consider for induction into the prestigious SLN Hall of Fame. Mookie Blaylock? Elite glue guy on the original Suns superteam but hard to say he was...

5th Pick in the OG Draft. SLN Champion. Websters definition of D It is with great pleasure that we announce the induction of Hakeem Olajuwon into Nirvana's Honorary Hall of Fame. Olajuwon's exceptional talent and undeniable impact on the league have earned him a permanent place among the GOATs....

For our third and final nominee, please welcome David Robinson to the SLN hall of fame! The Admiral was famously a graduate of the US Naval Academy and sat out his first two seasons to fulfill his service commitments. That meant he entered the NBA as a 25 year old rookie…and ate from the moment he...

Who better to kick off the 5th annual SLN HoF inductions than the Airness himself, Michael “Himothy” Jordan! Born and raised in Wilmington, NC, MJ was famously cut from his varsity team in high school (he just like me fr) before going on to stamp his name as the next great NBA star by winning a...

For our second inductee, we have Reggie Miller, known for 3 things in career: 1) having preposterously large ears, 2) being the second best hooper in his family behind sister Cheryl Miller, and 3) being the original Knick Killer with his signature 8 points in 9 seconds + “choke” gesture towards...

Another season, gone. And another GOAT rides off into the sunset. Welcome back SLN – the Grand Maesters have conferred and we bring for yet another Honorary Hall of Fame induction to go alongside John Stockton, Karl Malone, Robert Parish, Dominique Wilkins, and Patrick Ewing from previous...

Of course it’s impossible to talk about John Stockton without discussing Karl Malone. Rarely are two players so intertwined in their career than these two guys were, especially in an era of constant roster turnover and stars switching teams far more frequently, though unfortunately Lakers were not...

Hellooo SLN – your SLN Maesters are back with another *honorary* Hall of Fame induction to go alongside Robert Parish, Dominique Wilkins, and Patrick Ewing from previous offseasons. We are still a few seasons away (at least) from having actual voting based on SLN-only careers, so for now we’ll...

Patrick Ewing. Man, Myth, Legend. His time was short in the SLN but his impact will be felt for generations. A man unlike myself, his SLN began in humble beginnings, being slept on by all 28 other GMs, being selected after 45 other players. He was selected by the tanking Seattle SuperSonics in the...

Jacques “Dominique” Wilkins, known as the Human Highlight Film, is one of the best players ever born in France (his dad was stationed there while in the Air Force). While as an NBA star, he played for 5 teams, he never played for the team in which he lead with a steady presence in SLN, the New York...

(As a note, we are being generous with HoF credentials for the first 5-10 seasons of the league given that we'll need some time for sim guys to build up meaningful career stat profiles. So in the interim, if a guy retires who was a clear HoF-er in real life, we'll honor him accordingly).

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