Sim League Nirvana

Enjoy my unruly, extremely facetious takes on your horrendous draft choices. Using Fortune Teller Baba, i predict that the avg grade for you goons will be C+ this year. LETS SEE HOW SENSITIVE WE ALL ARE! Lol

While we wait on our statistics whiz Monsieur Tong Papi to make his pick, i wish to congratulate him and Jordo on championship seasons in the NDL and SLN respectively. The Ants lead by MVP LaBaron Philon, Hansen Yang, and Sinan Huan went on a magical run to bring a championship to Fort Wayne.

Reports out of San Antonio are that the current dildo throwing at WNBA games is an ode to Gradey Dick getting the Spurs a championship. Keep em flying people.

Draft File:draft/draftplayers-pot.htm

A tad bored so im just gonna list the top 5 by each rating.

Inside:
1. Rayvon Griffith(SF): B+
2. Beckham Black(PG): B+
3. Paul Osaruyi(PF): B+
4. King Gibson(SG): B
5. Khani Roots(SF): B

Outside:
1. Baba Oladotun(SG): A-
2. Jackson McAndrew(PF): B+
3. Gavin Griffiths(SF): B+
4. Godson Okokoh(PF): B+
5. Christian Anderson(PG): B

Handles:
1. Beckham Black(PG): B+
2. Donovan Dent(PG): B+
3. Christian Anderson(PG): B
4. “The Kid” Dooney Johnson(SF): B
5. Aden Holloway(PG): B

Defense:
1. Godson Okokoh(PF): B+
2. Lincoln Cosby(SF): B+
3. Christian Anderson(PG): B
4. Bruce Branch III(SF): B
5. Donovan Dent(PG): B

Rebounding:
1. Rayvon Griffith(SF): B+
2. Tarik Watson(PF): B
3. Jaden Toombs(C): B
4. Motiejus Krivus(C): B-
5. Jayden Quaintance(C): B-

Profile Guys:
King Gibson, Boyuan Zhang, Bruce Branch III, Godson Okokoh, Baba Oladotun, Dooney Johnson, Jayden Quaintance, Karim Lopez
(Rankings by Derek: https://simleaguenirvana.com/viewtopic.php?t=5528)

Draft Order:
LOTTERY:
1. Indiana Pacers
2. Los Angeles Lakers
3. Denver Nuggets
4. Charlotte Hornets
5. Chicago Bulls
6. Portland Trailblazers
7. Utah Jazz
8. Charlotte Hornets(via NJN)
9. Milwaukee Bucks
10. Chicago Bulls(via GSW argh)
11. Miami Heat
12. Boston Celtics(Forfeited)
13. Minnesota Timberwolves

NDL ZONE:
14. Indiana Pacers(via SEA)
15. Chicago Bulls(via DET)
16. Vancouver Grizzlies(via SAC)
17. Utah Jazz(via PHX)
18. Vancouver Grizzlies(via LAC)
19. Houston Rockets
20. Portland Trailblazers(via WAS)
21. Sacramento Kings(via ATL)
22. Charlotte Hornets(via PHI)
23. Denver Nuggets(via VAN)
24. Milwaukee Bucks(via NYK)
25. Philadelphia 76ers(via CLE)
26. Los Angeles Lakers(via DAL)
27. Denver Nuggets(via ORL)
28. Toronto Raptors
29. New Jersey Nets(via SAS)

Zero clue that’s how you spell facetious. And took me way too long to figure out that’s the word you spelled. Face-shus is how I read it

GX. wrote: Today, 12:35 pm Zero clue that’s how you spell facetious. And took me way too long to figure out that’s the word you spelled. Face-shus is how I read it

damn, gotta trade my pick to avoid getting ROASTED

SourKittles wrote: Today, 1:18 pm damn, gotta trade my pick to avoid getting ROASTED