Sim League Nirvana

Professional simulated Magic fan poppin' in to say: go Magic

Just looking at potential soft sells / deck shuffles as our strange season rolls onward. We love the Livey but are curious as to what’s out there. Send to Swamp and Sour Kittles

Lively / Williamson / Bassey
Sabonis / Williamson / Knight
Hart / Williamson / Murray
Flagg / Murray / Mann
Alvarado / Murray / Mann

IR: Sion James, Aaron Gordon, TJ Warren

1) Flagg
2) Williamson
3) Sabonis

Pace: Fast
Trap: Normal
Press: Never
Focus: Balanced

Hahaha what is not to get? Time is going past us in the basketball sim, so culture starts reversing. Basic maths innit

FROM THE SWAMP: Juandissimo Magnifico got toasted off that tub of tequila windshield fluid we found in the parking lot. Now, due to an accidental stroke of magic, culture is bending back into itself. In short, as Ashes' sim time outpaces our real time, our real culture is rewinding across sim time ...

Y’all know you heard me

We ain’t got no mothafuckin slogan — JERZEY

jwoo wrote: June 7th, 2025, 11:51 pmMore swamp stories

There are 16 already! But yes. Incoming this week

Just revisited and I think this is the best thing I’ll do in my writing career

SWAMP BACK

SourKittles wrote: June 7th, 2025, 3:03 pm

GX. wrote: June 7th, 2025, 2:55 pm Never answered my Kyrie conspiracy podcast text . Would have been electric

Swamp Steven I demand you follow through with this

FROM THE SWAMP: [redacted, per U.S. Federal Exemption (b)(3)-1]